Conan

You might know that Conan O'Brien was unceremoniously dumped from NBC's The Tonight Show for Jay Leno. He was payed out $45m, and as part of his deal he is not allowed to start working for a new network until September. In the meantime he has started a twitter account (check it out here), where he details his daily minutia with acerbic wit.

"If I had a show, I'd tweet about which Oscar winner is coming on tonight. Instead, here's my favorite frozen vegetable: Peas!"